#and he can be cool but hes also a weirdo loser

[suiana]

❝ I Reincarnated Into a Shitty Chirstmas Romance Movie and My Love Interest is a Yandere?! ❞

✎ featuring my creature, Ezra Valentine :3 this is just ezra being a weirdo, some lore for my game? idk blawg just read it and you'll find out

✎ special shoutout tags to these people @yandere-yearnings @forbidden-sunlight @moyazaika @bun3333s @yanderenightmare @cumtastiics @ozzgin

Your "childhood friend" is a bit of a weirdo, you think.

Staring at you for far too long, lingering touches that suggest that he's more than just a bit interested in you, and the weird random confessions about how he wants to get crushed under the heel of your right shoe...

It's just weird.

You've reincarnated into a shitty christmas romance movie. And your "childhood friend", aka the love interest, aka Ezra Valentine, has a crush on the main character, you. Obviously.

You don't even know why you watched this movie in the first place. Boredom, maybe? Yeah, probably was because you started dozing off after hour 1 of the movie. The movie was... 1 and a half hour long? It wasn't even rated that high. Like a... 6.9 at best.

And now you're stuck here all because you watched this shitty movie with an even shittier plot. Where the main character left the small town for a big city, came back home to celebrate christmas and meets childhood friend, decides to give up big city life because they both fall for one another.

Just like every other damn Mallhark movie. Predictable, boring, absolutely TRASH.

You don't even know why or how you got reincarnated into this damned movie in the first place! Did you fucking pass away in your sleep??? Actually just die from fucking boredom???

Well it's no use thinking about that now because you've been stuck in here for a while now. You think that you're maybe about halfway through the original plot, where Ezra and the old mc were supposed to have some bonding time together and shit. But that's not the case now, because you've changed the plot.

And you're realizing that this "childhood friend" of yours... Is acting a little bit differently.

You don't remember him being that much of a weirdo in the original movie. If you remember correctly,he was just like, a little bit of a shy loser boy who was infatuated with the MC and liked gaming. But now... Now he's, what, a masochist? Or did they just not add that fact into the movie? You couldn't have forgotten. If the love interest was openly a weirdo like he is to you, you wouldn't have dozed off in the first place. Just now, he literally asked to be crushed under your right shoe. Crushed. Under. Your. Shoe. How the hell is that boring? You'd be 101% AWAKE. You love freaks more than anything, damn!

Now that you think about it, he's more than just a bit of a weirdo.

He's been calling and acting like he's your boyfriend. Hell, he acts like a CLINGY boyfriend too. Asking where you're going, clinging to you, giving you those damned boba eyes everytime you talk to others, specifically dudes. Fun fact but you wish he'd stop abusing those eyes of his because fuck, how can you resist him when he's looking at you like that?

Worse of it all, you can't do anything. Not when your key out and helper, Ai, said to act cool and to not arouse any suspicion from him.

Ai's also another character in this movie by the way. His character trope: the hot side character that barely gets screentime and is also sentient. And right now, he's helping you find a way back to your world... Meanwhile you've been stuck in Ezra's apartment under the guise of a mandatory childhood bestie sleepover.

It's been days since you've actually last seen Ai in person because of how much Ezra, your "childhood friend", has been clinging to you. In just the past 3 days, he's made you watch the entire fnaf lore theory THRICE. And not once have you stepped outside his apartment. Not because you don't want to, but because he'd always find some bullshit excuse to keep you with him.

"O-oh but kitty you'd miss this very important scene... Where freddy goes hurhurhuhr"

"Kitty! Kitty you can't leave now! We have to watch it again! What? We watch it more times so it gets engrained into our brains! That's just common sense!"

"Keeping you h-hostage?! I'm not! All friend do this! It's just u-um, friend bonding time! We haven't been around each other in so long you know..."

It's weird. Just plain weird.

Thankfully you still have your phone so you could occassionally sneak a message or two to Ai, informing him of your current situation. As long as that black haired man baby doesn't see everything is fine...

y/n: currently watching a new video, thank gyatt for that

y/n: would actually jump if i have to watch more fnaf

y/n: erm... lowkey think this is worse though... its a video about danganronpa

Ai: don't worry, i'll be there to save you in a bit

Ai: i might have found a way to get you out of here

y/n: fr? ty for that silly goober :3 all while im chilling on the couch having some me time :333 ur so skibidi

"A-ahem! y/n who are you texting..?"

Shit. This damned guy! What does he think he's doing? Just popping up the second you finally have some alone time?! Wasn't he passed out from lunch just minutes ago???

"Erm... Just a friend?"

Ezra stares at you with wide round eyes, lps turning down into a frown before he sits uncomfortably close, pressing his long, lanky body against yours. Always the tall skinny guys that are the biggest weirdos man.

"Just a... friend?"

"Yeah, just a friend."

I mean, it wasn't wrong. Ai really was just a friend to you. Or at least that's what you think. To Ezra and his fucked up mind... Maybe you were abandoning him? And now he's jealous and might want to go batshit crazy on AI?

Haha! No way that would happen! Ezra, no matter how crazy he is, wouldn't go that far! He's just a loser who has an added interest in you now after all!

The look in his eyes say otherwise though.

"But I'm your friend, aren't I?"

Cold, dark, obsessive.

The way he stared at you sent literal chills down your spine. He had never looked at you in such a way before. Pathetic and needy, yes. But never this... Whatever the hell this was.

You back into the fabric of the seat, feeling a cold sweat line the skin of your forehead. All of a sudden, the room feels all too small and it's like you're trapped in his apartment with no way to escape.

It was suffocating.

"I'm the only friend you need. The only one you need, y/n."

You don't really recall a time where he's called you y/n so easily. It's always some stupid petname like kitty. And goddamn it, you wish he'd just say that instead. Hearing him call your name while he's staring into your very soul like this is making you feel like you're about to shit your pants.

"U-uh, okay dude chill out. You're my dearest friend, alright? Look let's jsut go back to watching that danganronpa analysis..."

And just like that, the terrifying aura IMMEDIATELY disappears and you're left with a sopping wet puppy of a man. You decide to make the first move, fiddling with the remote as you stand up and move close to the coffee table. Anythinng to gte away from this weird bipolar guy. How the hell did he develop this? A new character arc maybe?

In the midst of you trying to look anywhere but Ezra, you fail to realize that he had already taken your phone, leaving you with no way to contact Ai now.

"Now you'll never have another friend again..."

"What was that?"

"O-oh I said now you'll never be bored again! Haha!"

Right, totally what he said.

[littlegeecko]

Headcannons for the father & son duo :> or just lore- whichever one you wanna talk abt more

(007 & c00l)

Aw yes, my parent/kid bond of all time :J Keep the characters coming!! my askbox is open!!!

Extra deets under the cut

7n7

-He used to have a more...demonic appearance during his prime hacker years, both as self-exploration, scare the shit outta people and not be recognized in public, it worked pretty well but it took a toll on his health after a while so he only used that appearance while hacking. Kidd looks a little like him in his 20s...

-Used to date Noli around college years and a bit after, however after he got Noli infected with the VoidStar, the guilt made him break up with Noli, ghost him, and move someplace else after Kidd appeared at his door, fearing an angry Noli might find him, for whatever reason

-He really, REALLY likes to play being a cute, helpless loser man sometimes just to pass for a non-threat, it makes the sentinels grow soft for him, the worst kindof gay you'll find if you ask me. (but it also keeps them from bothering him too)

-He's slightly paranoid the admins got shit against him even if they're all stuck in hell trying to survive together, so he grows suspicious everytime anyone invites him to the hang outs or simply try to interact with him directly. He tends to be a loner... Guest was the first one to break thru the walls he made around him.

-Sometimes Kidd calls him mama, he doesn't mind

-In this AU he used to have a thing* with Mafioso before being forsaken'd, it scared him shitless to see him as a killer, but he's happy Kidd has a familiar face on the other side.

-Jesus is this man volatile. He's often neutral and even shy in his little corner but he's the type to take Chance's flintlock straight from his holster if he feels threatened, and mumble nasty things about the admins under his breath like a weirdo.

-He forcibly taught himself to cook because he truly had to improvise some kid-safe dishes when kidd was a toddler, he eventually took a liking to it though, "cooking its like coding, in a sense" he says. Nowadays he makes delicious food for the survivors when it's his turn to, most of them won't admit it's pretty good (except Guest, who always throws a compliment here and there)

-Insane typing speed, what that hand do? lmao

-Can do crazy shit with his GUI don't ask me about it

C00lkidd:

-He's energetic and with a contagious (scary) smile!! a true extrovert, much to n7's surprise, though he never had many friends...most of his friends were animals he'd find

-He's actually a really sweet kid like any other, but he likes to "prank" people that mistreat him or his dad, like Elliot making a nasty face at him when they went to his pizzeria (he then proceeded to un-anchor the cash register and made it fall on Elliot's foot, he still has the scar to this day) He had many problems with this attitude at school, specially when the pranks turned from simple hahas to actual violent payback to his bullies, like scratching and biting(You know the school system, they blamed him for reacting)

-Loud noises make him anxious, specially sudden ones. He DESPISES Taph and his mines because of this.

-Used to be very short around 6-8 then had a sudden growth spurt at 9. Now she's average!

-They're, surprisingly, VERY resistant to many things like strong illness, falls, disasters and even fire, they just bruise really easy because of their skin condition and the rashes are their worst enemy most of the time. n7 is not sure if the GUI has something to do with this or they're just built like that??

-Kidd LOVES reading about strange animals, mythos and cryptids, the Drakobloxxer being her favorite by a long shot. Delli was a gift from n7 to her at age 6 and that turned their brain into an chest of crazy information about these topics.

-Likes to draw and make crafts, like their bracelet :3 they have a lot of time in their hands since they're kinda lonely

-He loves swords he thinks they're cool but N7 never got him one, Mafioso on the other hand.... got him a (toy) one. Best uncle ever!!!

-He calls Mafioso "Uncle Mario" and isn't aware of the extent in which he and his dad's relationship goes, but he likes him a lot!!! its nice to have adults that dont treat him like a little freak :]

-Doesn't know who Noli is, n7 refused to tell him much about him so imagine this poor kid's face when Noli tried to play-pretend being a dad for him when becoming a killer. Stranger Danger!!!

-he likes Guest and Chance he think they're cool, he doesnt like it when they attack him though :/

-Just like in her original concept, she has a bigger, scarier AND stronger form while playing Killer, she only keeps half the memories when she goes back to regular form

anyway theres alot more but this shit long already lmaooo

[airandyeah]

Footballplayer!Sukuna X Toughgirl!Reader Who Do You Think I Am? Pt.1

My Masterlist Series Masterlist

The morning air is cool, but the sun’s already burning through it—heat shimmering against the sidewalk as you step through the gates of your new school.

Your boots thud quietly with each step, black leather sleek against the worn pavement. Jeans fitted just right, dark and cuffed, hug your legs with a sharpness that says you know exactly what you’re doing. A tucked black polo clings to your frame, understated but crisp. A studded belt slouches low around your hips, not for utility, but for style—and the message is clear: you don’t need to try hard to be noticed. You just are.

Your backpack shifts with your stride, weighed down by a riot of keychains and enamel pins that jingle softly—little ghosts, sparkly skulls, band logos, and the occasional cursed-looking charm. Your arms are full of books, no time wasted fumbling with a bag. You're here to get through the day, not impress anyone.

Then the noise starts.

Girls hollering from the front steps. Whistles. Screams. Someone yelling his name like it’s a prayer and a curse all at once.

You don’t even flinch.

Just the faint whine of a motor—deep, low, and smug—crawling closer through the noise. You shift your books in your arms, barely glancing up as a matte-black motorcycle rolls up alongside the curb like it owns the place.

Pink hair. Piercings. A cocky grin framed by tattoos you can spot even from here.

He takes off the helmet like he’s unwrapping a gift. The crowd eats it up.

You keep walking.

Because whoever the hell that is, he’s not your problem.

Not yet. ~~~ The first week is a blur of buildings that all look the same and hallways that smell like floor wax and stale ambition. The campus is stuffy—both in architecture and attitude. Ivy climbs the stone walls like it's trying to escape, but you’ve got nowhere to climb. So you walk.

You start to recognize the cliques pretty quickly.

The "cool" kids drape themselves across benches like they’re posing for a magazine—perfect hair, perfect smiles, dead eyes. The athletes move in packs, always laughing too loud, always at the center of some gravity you don’t care to feel. Nerds shuffle by in clusters, voices low and frantic, textbooks practically fused to their hands. Then the outliers—the ones who tried too hard to look like they weren’t trying at all. Losers, weirdos, wannabes. Every label pressed into place, neat and suffocating.

You stay on the edges. You don’t talk much. You don’t need to. No one interests you enough to try.

But then there’s her.

Tiffany.

Blonde. Bubbly. Relentlessly cheerful in a way that felt forced but also strangely… genuine. She attaches herself to you on day three like she’s decided your life needed more pink and perfume.

At first, you think she’s just lost. Then you realize she’s made herself at home.

She talks. A lot. About boys, lip gloss, horoscopes, drama you couldn’t care less about. She never asks if you want to listen, never pauses long enough for you to answer even if she did.

You try to shake her once. Maybe twice.

She doesn’t take the hint.

Eventually, you stop trying.

She’s annoying, sure—but she also never asked you to be anyone but exactly who you are. No prying questions, no judgment. Just endless chatter and a weird sort of loyalty.

So you get used to it. The babbling. The perfume. The blonde blur at your side.

And though you’d never admit it, you kind of start to expect her there.

Like a puppy with lip gloss and too much eyeliner.

By the end of the week, you’ve adjusted to Tiffany’s ceaseless chatter. You stop tuning her out so completely, giving half-hearted responses here and there, nodding along as she tells you about some guy in her philosophy class who apparently “stares at her like he’s in love.” You really couldn’t care less, but it’s easier to just respond than to keep pretending you're too cool for this.

“Yeah, maybe he likes you.” “Mmhm, maybe you should talk to him.”

You’re so deep in this mindless back-and-forth that you barely notice you’re at your locker until Tiffany’s voice rings louder than usual.

“So, like, what do you think of the football team? They’re all soooo hot. Especially—”

You’re just about to tell her to ease off the whole "football team" conversation, tucking your books inside your locker with a sigh, when—

BOOM.

A body crashes into yours, sending your books flying out of your arms. You stumble back, catching yourself with your shoulder slamming against the locker door, but you don’t lose your balance. You don’t even flinch. No, instead, you whip around with your finger already pointed, your hand snapping to the air like a warning shot.

“What the hell, asshole?” you snap, the words firing out with no hesitation. “Watch where you’re going!”

You don’t wait for him to speak first. You don’t care if he’s some campus legend or the football team’s king. He ran into you. And that makes him your problem.

The guy you’re facing is none other than the football player Sukuna—the one whose name has been buzzing around like a bad perfume all week. The pink-haired, motorbike-riding menace who seems to think the world revolves around him.

He stands there, towering over you, eyes narrowing like he's ready to chew you up and spit you out. But you’re not backing down.

You stick your finger straight into his chest, pushing him back a little. You can feel the heat radiating off him, but it’s nothing compared to the fire you’re throwing back at him.

"Are you seriously gonna stand there like I’m the problem? You hit me, dipshit." Your voice rises with every word, making sure the whole damn hallway hears you. “So, get your shit together and watch your step next time.”

For a moment, Sukuna’s glare holds. The world feels like it’s waiting for him to do something—anything. He doesn’t have that usual cocky smirk on his face. Instead, it’s... a little tight. A little too quiet.

And then—hell freezes over—he mumbles something under his breath. An apology. You almost don’t hear it, it’s so soft and unwilling, but it’s there. He doesn’t even meet your eyes as he steps back, almost like he’s trying to get away from you without making a bigger scene.

You watch him walk off, jaw clenched, tail tucked between his legs. The hallway buzzes with confused whispers, the girls around you still trying to piece together what just happened.

You just roll your eyes, grabbing your books from the floor with a sharp breath. You’ve got better things to do than deal with whatever this is.

Tiffany stands frozen beside you, looking like she just saw a god get knocked off his pedestal.

And you? You just shake your head and push past her, muttering under your breath as you make your way to class.

“Idiots.” ~~~

The next morning, you barely remember yesterday. It’s not that you don’t remember him—how could you forget the pink-haired jerk who had the audacity to bump into you like you were some invisible wall? It’s just that, for you, things are never worth dwelling on for long. Besides, it’s the start of a new day, and you’ve got other things to focus on.

Today, you feel different. Better. You throw on your usual outfit—black boots, but these have added buckles this time, making them even more badass. You loop another studded belt on your hip for good measure, letting it dangle a little more loose than usual. You don’t care if it’s loud or not. You’re the one wearing it. You grab your books and head out, feeling a little more like yourself.

The campus is already alive with chatter as you walk in. The smell of fresh coffee wafts through the air, the sound of sneakers and boots against pavement mixing with the distant hum of cars in the parking lot. It’s all just background noise to you. You’re not thinking about yesterday anymore.

That is, until you hear it.

The unmistakable roar of a motorcycle engine cutting through the air like it owns the whole damn place. You don’t even flinch, not like the other girls around you, their heads snapping toward the sound in sync like they’re all hypnotized. They start whispering and giggling. You can practically feel the energy shift, and you don’t have to look to know who it is.

Sukuna.

The same loud, obnoxious jerk who somehow thought he could push you around. But today, you don’t care.

You keep walking with your head held high, your boots clicking against the pavement with purpose. You’re not about to let anyone’s presence, especially his, mess with your groove. You adjust your backpack, adding a little swagger to your steps, watching the heads turn as Sukuna pulls up near the entrance. His usual cocky smirk is plastered on his face as he kicks off his helmet and swings his leg over his bike like he's some kind of celebrity.

You don’t even spare him a glance, though. You just keep walking, your mind already drifting to your next class. The last thing on your mind is that annoying guy.

But of course, fate’s a little too eager to let things slide.

Out of nowhere, you feel a hand on your shoulder. A heavy one.

You know exactly who it is without even turning around. Sukuna’s deep voice cuts through the air like a blade.

“You’re still walking like you own the place, huh?”

You roll your eyes, trying not to make eye contact.

“What, did you forget you made a scene yesterday?” you reply, casually brushing his hand off your shoulder, still not looking at him.

There’s a beat of silence. Then, Sukuna speaks again, this time quieter. Almost as if he’s reconsidering how he usually approaches people.

“Not gonna yell at me today?”

You finally turn to face him, meeting his intense red gaze. For a moment, you almost forget why you’re annoyed with him in the first place. His usual cocky demeanor is still there, but there's something different about him today—something a little... unsure?

You give him a lazy, half-smile. "Nah, not today. Just keep your distance, yeah?"

He looks taken aback for a moment, but then that same smugness creeps back onto his face. “Tch. Whatever.” And with a final glance, he walks off, his boots thudding loudly as he heads into the building.

You watch him go, a strange feeling stirring in your stomach. Not anger, not excitement—just something weird. You shake your head, pushing it down. You’ve got bigger things to deal with than him.

Tiffany, who has been watching the whole exchange, practically jumps up to your side, all wide eyes and loud whispers.

“Oh my god, did you just—did you just shut him down like that?” she exclaims, practically bouncing with excitement.

You just give her a smirk, brushing a stray lock of hair out of your face. “What can I say? I don’t need to waste energy on guys like him.”

But as you turn back to walk into the building, a small part of you wonders... What’s the deal with him, anyway?

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[lovemyromance]

How anti-Elriels expected everyone to interpret the bonus chapter:

So, basically Azriel was on the prowl. He was desperate to get laid. He wanted anyone - and I mean anyone - to be underneath him for the night. Then Weirdo Elain came downstairs and said she had a solstice present for him (stalker much?). She gave him two fabric earplugs that were gag gifts she picked up from the Velaris Dollar Store. Azriel accepted the gift with a weird smile (bc he definitely didn't laugh or find any joy or amusement from this boring plain Jane).

Then, his shadows hissed and screeched in protest as he - out of obligation and politeness ONLY - presented a gift he had not picked out for her at all - but a gift he just found somewhere on the streets or in Velaris Claire's. Then he waxed poetry in his head about this very beautiful magnificent necklace ONLY (that he found on the street btw, definitely not a metaphor for Elain). Then Elain said "please sir I don't know how to do a simple task such as putting this necklace on can you help me." (In a completely sterile, non-breathy way ... What a loser right??)

They stared at each other with mad lust and Lust only. Elain was thinking about fucking her mate Lucien 3 floors above ... she didn't go fuck him despite the zero obstacles in their path bc... idk it doesn't matter.

Then Azriel stared at her with extreme lust and decided he must get relief ASAP. He did not think of her mind or her extraordinary power - no - horndog Azriel was just standing there thinking about seeking his own pleasure - oh wait, he thought about giving HER pleasure? No - that's probably unreliable narration. He didn't mean it.

Then Rhys orders him away from Elain. Thank god. He was about to commit an eternal sin for which he would perish in the depths of hell. Then he proceeds to tell Rhys how he wanted to JUST fuck Elain and he didn't make any wedding plans for them because he doesn't care about her beyond the superficial and she's an easy mark apparently and he is entitled and mad that his brothers got mates and the third archeron sister was put in a gift bag for Lucien. Whom he hates. Not because Lucien has Elain tho- he hates Lucien because of idk... something about his family and he's a courtier and idk... but definitely not related to Elain.

Then when those 3 sentences that you can skip about Elain & Azriel are over, Azriel THANKFULLY comes to his senses, realizes Rhys is so right for intervening. He wasn't mad or whatever. He goes to seek Gwyn out at the training ring or his mate senses tingle and send him there.

There Azriel flirts with Gwyn heavily and Gwyn does the Argentine Tango with his shadows. Azriel is awed by her ability to not cut a ribbon. He admires her strength and resilience and also how she sasses him and challenges him by... sassing him.

Then Azriel definitely does not think about Elain when he sees she gave the necklace back. That's cool, he was gonna ask for it back anyway so he could give this one of a kind priceless jewelry to Gwyn. Oh did I say it was from Claire's? No actually just the THOUGHT of his mate senses for Gwyn suddenly turns this ordinary trash necklace into a harry winston masterpiece his shadows and instincts and subconscious picked out for Gwyn (not Elain).

Then he leaves the necklace for Gwyn. He tips Clotho $10000 to ensure Gwyn gets it and leaves a note with just a single kiss imprint on it that says "Shadowsinger". Then that action makes his entire chest go through cardiac arrest and fireworks pop behind his eyes at the thought of his mate wearing this necklace he never gave to Elain.

Then the next day at training he's still stony faced - but not because he's mad at Rhys about the Elain thing (who's that? He already forgot about her)- but he's stony faced because ... well idk who cares don't worry about that.

Anyways that's what you missed on glee !

[vegaseatsass]

New discussion if you'll indulge me:

What's the worst trait in each of the boys that's none the less compelling and endearing.

Mine:

Chi Cheng: absolute loser who just has a cool aesthetic that he is playing up. Guy has no friends and likes snakes. IRL he's just be the weirdo no one talks too 🤣

Guo Chengyu: where to start? Maybe the humiliation complex? Going back to where/who humiliated him again and again? My guy, you gotta have more self esteem

Wu Suowei: his ability to not only jump to insane conclusions, but have the narrative support them. Texting his future mother in law as a 'stalker' warning her about her son's perverted ways? Again. My guy. What's up? Do we need to talk?

XiaoShuai: ok listen I love this man. He's the best. And for someone so smart, he is such a dumbass who succumbs at the shadow of a possibility of getting gossip.

They are all idiots. But I really like them far too much 🤣🤣🤣.

I LOVE THEM ALL this is such a good list!! It's so funny what a loser Chi Cheng in particular actually is. So much loser behavior can be disguised by height, wealth, and a certain spark of violence in the gaze.

I think my worstbest traits would be something like -

Chi Cheng: Only interested in people who are fucking with him. His only relationships are Chengyu and now Suowei (and Yue Yue who also fits the pattern). Takes the snake lover thing way too far. Was Wang Shuo also a snake of a guy? What's wrong with people being honest or direct with you, man? Why is that so much less appealing than snakeboys injecting you with their venom?

Guo Chengyu: Where to start indeed? I really do love that he seems to think it's "safer" to move through the world as dishonestly as possible, oblivious to how much that is a setup to sabotage your relationships before they even begin. I really want to know if he became a snake to match Chi Cheng or if he started out that way and was perhaps even the ORIGINAL snake Chi Cheng loved <3

Wu Suowei: What a perfect example of a character who is so so smart and so so stupid at the same time <3 I love that he has such a busy mind and notices so much that happens around him, but comes to such ridiculous conclusions with all of it, especially when it comes to other people's reactions to him. It took him how long to realize his horny boyfriend was jerking it on the phone??? BUDDY. Or actually believing Chi Cheng cares whether he's reading comic books or Jane Austen???? LMAO. Definitely the dictionary definition of a person who needs to spend more time outside of his own head.

Jiang Xiaoshuai: I think an underrated (to everyone but Guo Chengyu) bad trait of his is his underlying viciousness, impatience, anger. We see a bit of it in the first few episodes where he's just so gracious and patient and sweet with patients, and then as soon as they're out of earshot he throws their gifts away or rolls his eyes at their fawning lmao. It's really interesting that Guo Chengyu instantly brought that side of him out because idt Wu Suowei even sees that as the "real" doctor, despite literally begging him to mentor him because he witnessed him tonguelashing Chengyu. But it is! It's part of the puzzle and it's so so sexy <3

[cultkinkcoven]

Yappin

Realized last night that Fox Mulder from the X files reminds me a lot of Lord Lucifer. Not in appearance, they look nothing alike, but in vibe.

They have the same charming little inside joke grin. ‘They don’t know what we know but you and I know and that’s really cheeky and funny.”

The baby girl energy. The crazy dude who is so obsessed with hidden knowledge and conspiracy that they stuck him in a dark basement and called him “spooky Mulder.”

“Do you think I’m spooky?”- literally a line from Lucifer himself.

There was a scene we watched last night where Scully’s brother is like “you’ve lost so much searching for what, little green men? Was it worth it Mulder?”

And he’s like “ha. No. I’m a tragic fool”- but he still has to keep looking. That’s so Lucifer core. I want to believe! I need to know! Yeah Im sure you do. Slut.

Lucifer and Mulder both have such a supreme white boy loser energy and I love it so much.

WAIT

because it’s like “Lucifer, a loser? He’s literally the spirit of triumph and victory.”

Which is so true and so true BUT Lucifer also most definitely absolutely has SUCH a charmingly pathetic side to him that I love so much.

He’s like “nobody understands me. Everyone just tells me to shut up, no one believes me! But I don’t care!!! Everyone keeps rage baiting and gaslighting me but I don’t care!!!! I WILL find the truth!!!! Even if they have to KILL ME!”

Even though he has so much status and power Lucifer so frequently acts like such a loner and outsider and he’s like, “explain the truth? Okay. But nobody else would listen. They call me… crazy .. 😔😏. They stuck me in hell because I asked too many questions. I’m… controversial like that.”

I’ve also seen multiple times now, other demons and deities just straight up making fun of him. It’s so so interesting to see how his other divine friendships and relationships work because everyone acts like “oh yeah, Lucifer’s the king but he’s also such a weirdo. He’s crazy. Lucifer is crazy and we all think he’s insane. Nothing he says makes sense.” And he always just sits and does the Fox smile.

“Yeah I’m so silly and crazy haha you guys are right don’t mind me.”

And man does he ever love to do the ‘one liner and cool guy exit’ move.

“That’s a good question, kiddo. I’m gonna go find the answers.” *cool guy exit*

“Well, better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. I’ll meet you somewhere in between.” *slowly backs away into the darkness with a lit cigarette.*

And his random and borderline inconvenient excitement about things at random as times.

It be 3am in the morning and he comes to me like !!!!!!!!!!! Can I show you SOMETHING!!!!!???

And I’m like love it’s 3am in the morning

And he’s like YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE LOOK! And we just end up standing outside in the rain or something.

What are you so excited about???? What was so important???

“It’s raining! Do you ever think about the rain? Stick out your tongue and drink some!”

Oh, Lucifer. Oh my gods.

And then it ends up leading into a conversation about how all water holds memory and every living thing is apart of the transcendental water cycle and Im like I love you so so much but it is 3am.

[kuzure-collapse]

aaahh, worked up the courage to comment here. First, I want to appreciate the passion going into Loser’s Bromance. It feels like the characters are authentic—real people that you can have a conversation with IRL. I love how all of the characters are variations of common tropes in media ( e.g: the childhood best friend, the know-it-all nerd, etc ) and how you make them have complexity that separates them from their superficial self. I also have question: what are the Lls’ opinion on each other ?

thanks for commenting!

i'm really glad you think my characters are well-written! Sometimes I feel that some characters are a bit stiff and too anime-like in the way they talk (Tomohiro, Kotose, Kotoha, Yumeki, etc) and only mc and Yanagi have realistic convos, or that their affections toward mc don’t make sense. I have to spend a lot of time mulling over whether the progression of their romance is steady enough and set “checkpoints” for what has to happen and when to set up what.

But also, I derive some of their character traits from people I know irl, bits of myself, and traits I like in fictional characters. They’re patchwork pieces of things I find interesting. And aren’t we all patchwork pieces of the things we experience? Just because Kotose is a tsundere asshole doesn’t mean he can’t laugh and smile with mc (and get shy about it)

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Interesting question 🤔

Tomohiro: generally doesnt like any of them

Kotose: this guy keeps nitpicking mc. if mc finds him annoying, then so does Tomohiro. He's confused as to why mc is warming up to kotose, though. Why don’t you wanna study with me?

Satsuma: calisthenics >>> weightlifting. Mc was afraid of him, why does he accept his nickname now? I’m supposed to be the strongest in mc's eyes. Tomohiro doesn't like his dark brooding aura. Associates him with the reason why mc can’t do judo full-time.

Yumeki: thought he wasn’t worth worrying about because he’s such a shy little wimp. He even gets dragged around by tomoe. Though after that incident with the pictures, Tomohiro is starting to suspect him in a way similar to how mc suspected Yumeki was with the girls.

Yanagi: who's this weirdo that keeps harassing mc? he needs to stay back. tomo's ready to fight if necessary.

Kotose: also doesnt like the others, but not really out of jealousy like Tomohiro

Tomohiro: well, he's kinda jealous because Tomohiro has known mc for so long and gets to be close with him. Doesn't like his carefree and lax behavior. The way a nerd despises a popular kid

Satsuma: barely remembers when he freed Kotose and mc from the closet. Doesn't like that he eats in the library and his nonchalant demeanor.

Yumeki: finds him strange, doesn't want him near his sister or mc. He tries too hard to please people that it’s sort of annoying. The way he talks is also weird, and he needs to grow a spine. Stop making trouble for others!

Yanagi: i won't spoil, but you know it won't be anything good.

Satsuma: hes just a chill guy

Tomohiro: weight lifting >>> calisthenics. This sadistic maniac needs to stop injuring my precious teammate. He seems arrogant and too hot-blooded.

Kotose: one of mc's friends. Doesn't mind becoming friends with him, too. Maybe if he ate more, he’d be less angry. shouldn't he be a little more grateful that satsuma helped him?

Yumeki: awkward manager, pities him. He respects Yumeyo, as well as mc’s attempts to be an upstanding person, so he’ll also look after Yumeki. Like mc, he’s more understanding of Yumeki's slip-ups and doesn’t think anything odd of it

Yanagi: mc's strange friend who doesn't speak much. he said they met at Momiji, but satsuma was watching mc most of the time, and he doesn't recall a moment when they could've met.

Yumeki: tries to be on his best behavior around all of them. he's scared of everyone.

Tomohiro: Tomoe’s cool but kind of intimidating older brother. Is this who mc learned to be so cool from? his comments can be a little mean sometimes, even though he's smiling...

Kotose: kotoha's scary brother. Yumeki can never seem to please him. He always shoots down his ideas at council meetings. feels like he's walking on eggshells around kotose. how is mc friends with him?

Satsuma: please don’t kill me. Same fear that mc had. He seems nice now, though. If yumeyo is chill with him, maybe he’s not so bad.

Yanagi: tbh, i don't think any of them would like yanagi. he might be the first LI to incite yumeki's anger.

Yanagi: so these are the guys that mc is romancing? interesting

Tomohiro: not yet

Kotose: not yet (no matter what, i'm smarter than him)

Satsuma: mc said all the other guys have bigger weiners...is this giant meathead one of those guys? did they actually do..? was mc not joking when he said that???

Yumeki: not yet

[sephirthoughts]

cloud for the character ask if you haven’t done him yet, please :3

OH HO HO ANOTHER ANON SKULKING IN THE ASK GAME SHADOWS

let me see do i have any headcanons about

this guy?

this guy?

this guy?

yeah i have a few

Sexuality Headcanon:

canon: aromantic asexual. forced awkard mashing two barbies together kiss with generic waifu notwithstanding. cloud strife is aroace. that's what he is

serious: homoromantic-demisexual leaning toward ace

crack: poly pansexual sluttiverse

Gender Headcanon:

canon: male presenting

serious: transmasc and i don't have to explain myself next question

crack: genderless eldritch abomination that fucks

A ship I have with said character:

canon: NO ONE. cloud is asexual. the shippy horseshit the devs try to stuff him into with the harem of waifus for the loser gamebroz to jerk it to all falls flat and comes off forced and fake for a reason. that reason is that cloud is very very very clearly asexual. that said, i do think he has a fun, mutual, insanely toxic attraction to sephiroth

serious: sephiroth. OTP. their dynamic is planet-obliteratingly hot and they are clearly in love, in the worst, most toxic-ass obsessive freaky-shit have stabbed each other so many times way and i say that as a compliment. relationship goals. also vincent valentine. there are so many reasons for this, but the easiest one to explain is that their personalities and array of mental illnesses match one another's so well. also cloud can hang with vincent physically which is awesome. also i like to pair cloud in a FWB no-romance way with transfem tifa. they have a really cool dynamic

crack: OH HO HO EVERYFUCKINGONE except yuffie and that sentient wad of scrotal hair jessie

A BROTP I have with said character:

canon: zack, aerith

serious: zack, aerith, vincent

crack: he'd get along really well with rude. they could stand there being silent at each other. they'd also have sympathy with each other for having to work with a bunch of loud idiots

A NOTP I have with said character:

canon: tifa, aerith, yuffie, jessie. the whole harem. they're all godawful ship options for a variety of extremely obvious and less obvious reasons which i have yapped about in a lot of posts so i won't go over it again here.

serious: human slide-whistle yuffie and canon sexual predator jessie. otherwise i dunno man, i can make a lot of shit make sense, with some actual effort and storytelling. unlike the devs who seem to think boy+girl=chemistry. hell i shipped cloud with weiss the immaculate in canon-verse and made it make sense MY POWER IS LIMITLESS YOU FOOLS

crack: NO NOTPS IN CRACK

A random headcanon:

canon: cloud doesn't know what he looks like anymore. he just sees a weird blur in mirrors, and thus avoids them. he doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't tell anyone anything. you can show him a picture of himself and he will be able to see and describe the person you say is him, but he won't relate to the image as himself, nor will he retain it in his memory

serious: he's not terse, impatient, and a loner because he's broken. he was already like that before the trauma. he's perfect the way he is and does not owe his selfish shitty allistic friends any more exhausting masking than they already demand of him

crack: sephiroth beat the lifestream and cloud beat sephiroth therefore cloud is stronger than the lifestream which makes him the final arbiter of life and death in gaia. welcome to my shinigami cloud strife AU you're welcome

General opinion of said character:

cloud is so personal and deeply important to me that i actually talk about him a lot LESS than my other favorite characters, because exposing my thoughts and feelings about him feels like exposing myself, and i don't like to do that. i love him the way one loves a limb or a vital organ. if that sounds weird and dramatic, you will be pleased to recall that you are on tumblr dot com, the dramatic weirdo mothership. what were you expecting something normal?

anyway here are more pictures of my spirit animal soul mate long lost twin cloud strife

thank you for the asks anon! despite your cowardly skulking to evade my vengeance! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[peatbogbody]

i'm gonna write essays for each member and since i started with seonghwa i might as well go in age order so next up is joong

the first time i looked up ateez on kprofiles, which i think was during guerilla promos hongjoong immediately jumped out at me just from looking at the pfp (a crazy intense side profile of him with that half n half ponytail. kudos to whichever site editor picked thay). he just radiates Cool.

found the picture! right gif is by @ crimsonzia

he is honestly such a talented rapper. much has been said about kpop rappers as a group, much of it true, but he is just genuinely so good. i'm not a rap expert, just an appreciator, and again i'm lamenting my inability to understand korean to really be able to hear his bars but just in terms of flow and style he's really smooth. you can tell the man has taste in hip hop too, a true appreciator.

meanwhile he's also a not-so-stealth all-rounder, he's a fantastic dancer and performer, and adds a crazy level of intensity to performances that would be like a gaping hole if he weren't here. he's not part of the Demon Line for nothing. not to mention the guitar-playing and also being a great SINGER? i heard somewhere that he will actually fill in for jongho's parts occasionally in scenarios where for whatever reason jh can't be there (no specific source but i believe it). crazy.

gif by @ tyudeongie

i would LOVE to just sit and hear him gush to me about music. i wanna make music WITH him. even though sh is my bias as a performer, hongjoong is who i'd be the most interested to actually meet and talk with. i think he's who i would get along with the best as well. (yes i'm the freak who instead of normal parasocial fantasies like "wanting to date them" has things like "i wanna be their colleague" or "i want them to infodump for hours about their hobbies to me".)(sidenote that i also think my (un)tidiness habits would give sh a conniption and so we just wouldn't work out)

as a mentally complicated weirdo nerd i'm magnetically pulled to other mentally complicated weirdo nerds, especially those with a creative streak, and it's the primary type of person i tend to get along with. yeah i have totally bought into the assessment of joongie as being some kind of nd (an observation borrowed from @storkmuffin). anyways brb unironically donning a "normal people scare me" shirt fishnet arm sleeves and black eyeliner. but yeah i just love a weird little guy--sidenote though he is really not that little yall are playing he is extremely average. he's still 6in taller than me. the short kings title stays firmly in stray kids' hands--anyways yeah i just think hes neat.

in contrast with how cool he looks in performance mode he's got an awkwardness to him offstage, bordering on loser energy, that i just find SO endearing (yeah probably partly the neurodivergency at work again). another same hat! moment for me though i don't think my cool side is quite on his level. im just awkward. to me it seems clear he became an idol because he wants to make music and not the other way around. just sooo single-minded and he constantly says and does stuff that just make me go "NERD". in the asmr interview vid he did, the interviewers were asking him about his hobbies and he was like *sheepish* "i mostly just write songs tbh" but then he was like "BUT! before i came to this interview! i managed to watch a whole episode of a tv drama!" and genuinely sounded so proud of himself for doing like, a normal "fun" thing and like. mood. but it was very freaking cute. (link to vid, that part is around the 1:33 mark)

there is a darker/more serious/sadder side to him too that is more than i want to add to this post rn, but is just another layer that draws my attention and makes the parasociality go brr

i do genuinely love his unit with seonghwa, the pairing of two ruthlessly ambitious people who are also just extremely weird (in different ways) but also quite caring and thoughtful to the people around them? your honor i love them. MATZ the song portraying MATZ the unit as serial (good guy?) arsonists is just...chef's kiss. perfect tbh.

let's all agree to never ask this man to look at another lego in his life though

he's someone i can 100% see as going places after/outside of ateez, maybe writing/producing and i'm quite excited to see what that looks like

next up yunho! it's almost completely written i just need to finish adding some links and pictures.

[comically-callous]

stanlry barber from ianowt X gn reader cuddle headcannons please 🥺🙏

I am not okay with this MENTIONED!!!!!

Stanley Barber Cuddling Headcanons!!

A/n: My requests are open. And, y'know... If you wanna send in stuff for ainowt... That'd be cool

I'm sorry guys, but the first time y'all cuddle, it's PAINFULLY awkward 💀

He's shifting around while trying to get comfortable, he doesn't know where to put his hands, he doesn't know whether or not you want him to talk so it's just silent the entire time

After the first few times, y'all get the hang of it, though.

I don't think he'd be a spooning guy.

He's not opposed to it, but he won't be the one initiating it.

He likes holding you while you're facing him. That way you can either put your head on his chest, or shoulder, or he can just look at your face ❤️

He doesn't like cuddling in silence. So, he's either rambling to you the whole time, or you guys have music/a movie playing in the background

If he can, he'll play with your hair.

LOVES HAVING HIS BACK RUBBED

But, be careful. If you rub his back for an extended period of time, he's falling asleep

Btw, he moves around a lot in his sleep So, if y'all fall asleep cuddling together, do not expect to wake up in the same spot you fell asleep in

Guys I'm going crazy for this next one

He'll hum into your ear while you guys cuddle.

Why am I cooking?

If you guys are laying down and you get up to go get something he's like "wait, wait, wait, what do you need?" And he'll get it for you himself

If he's a high, he gets way clingier.

But, he's also real giggly. So, you guys will be laying together and he’ll just start laughing.

If you ask him what he's laughing at, it takes him a good minute to stop laughing so that he can actually talk.

And he just giggles out some random bullshit like "poison sandwich"

His silly, weirdo, loser rizz works on me 😋😋

[firstfluke]

give me the reg/evan fluke thesis. what does their rship/dynamic look like in ur head

Asking me this when I’m trying to zero in on a jegulus fic is diabolical. I’ve been trying so hard to not think about the ways that they work HAHA but for you. I will.

I’m putting this under a read more bc I wrote an essay.

To me, Evan is like, the first effortless friend Regulus ever has. Evan just does not give a shit if Reg is cold/quiet/awkward and will continue to needle him cause he thinks it’s kinda funny that this little weirdo is in his periphery, and so he just keeps making conversation with him + eventually Regulus is just like “I will ride or die for him I guess idk. He won’t leave me alone.”

First and foremost is their friend dynamic, just because any further relationship would be informed by that. Evan is the foil to Regulus’s over-thinking anxiety. So he’s very go-with-the-flow for most situations, very undiscerning about the people he takes the time to talk to, charismatic in an unpretentious + natural way. If I could distill it down to a scene it would be like:

Evan: Reg, loosen up.

Regulus: (Clenching his fists + shoulders raised to his ears) I am loose.

I think Evan would also get Regulus to do stuff he’s never tried before all the time just because he’s so blasé about it. He would make Regulus feel totally un-judged because he so clearly doesn’t care one way or the other. He’s like, “Sure if you wanna try that it’s cool, but if not, whatever. Not my problem.” Which imo would be a big contrast to everyone else in Regulus’s life who’s so concerned with what decisions he’s making and whether he’s living well enough, hence why ultimately Evan would be someone he feels comfortable going to even when he’s overwhelmed. I think it’d be one of the first relationships Regulus had where he was able to sit back and think about what HE wanted, as opposed to what the other person wanted him to be, because Evan is really just okay with whoever Regulus decides that is. At the end of the day, they’d both have that fierce protectiveness for each other too. I think Regulus has a much more obvious wall up at all times and when you’re in his inner circle you KNOW because he just will not talk to other people like that. But Evan is a friend of everyone kind of guy, he will smile and laugh with whoever is talking to him, but if someone says something hurtful or harms his actual close friends in some way it is game fucking over. Ruthless. They’re very emo loser kid x popular jock to me. Which is certainly reflected in the little of Keep Score that’s out so far lmfao.

This leads me into the potential romantic relationship dynamic. I am obsessed with the idea of them as a friend’s with benefits situation, where Evan is someone who flirts constantly with anyone + anything including Regulus, and Regulus is like “yeah whatever”. But one day Evan just looks at him and is like “You know you’re like, actually really hot, right?” And their start of this fwb situation could go one of a few ways to me. It could start as a jealousy instigator, like say if, oh idk, Regulus was pining after James. Where Evan is like “We should make out about it + piss him off.” And Regulus is like “I don’t think that’s gonna work.” And Evan is like “Maybe we should just make out then :/ For fun :/“

I ALSO think it could start with one of those deep convos Reg is only comfortable having with Evan where he’s like “I get too in my head about physical stuff I’m shit at it” and Evan is like “We can practice :)” and Regulus is like “…..Okay.”

Ultimately I have to compare them to Jegulus bc that helps me understand the True Differences in the two, because I do think I characterize Evan and James in similar but slightly different ways. James is, at his core, a fucking sap and so is Regulus when it comes to James. When you put James and Regulus together you get something that has the potential to be explosive because they’re both so deeply needy and romantic. You open a closed door that Jegulus is behind and they’re either whispering sweet nothings or screaming + crying at each other over a misunderstanding that makes them both feel unloved.

Evan/Reg would be so much more under the surface. When they’re good they’d be like, a Dan and Phil dynamic to me in public honestly HAHA like, you have these two best friends who are clearly deeply invested in each other, but in a way that almost comes across as tongue and cheek sometimes. They’re willing to trip the other in the hall, but if Evan calls Regulus hot and presses him into a wall to kiss him Regulus is gonna be like *rolls eyes* “yeah whatever” and then immediately be so into it. At the end of the day, Regulus wouldn’t feel the need to put on a performance and be more than what he is, and Evan wouldn’t ask him to. You open a door that Evan/Reg are behind and you either find them sitting on opposite sides of the room doing parallel play or having crazy sex idk.

[princess-glassred]

How I tend to characterize/Interpret the losers club

Bill: I don't write for him a lot but in my perspective he's a lot less cool than how he is in the book, he says the wrong things all the time and is routinely ass when talking to women. He's as good a leader as always, fearless and kind, but he has a tendency to be blind to some of the inner workings of their group that run more deep. He's great at making sure everyone's okay, but relationship drama is something that flies over his head. He's still a clever kid, but he's can be very dense when he's intensely focused on something. When Bill sets his mind to something it's pretty much all he can think about, and that leads to him neglecting his surroundings and sometimes even his friends feelings (like with Neibolt street). This carries on into his adult hood where he will write for hours and hours and hours even when Audra wants him to do something else. His relationship with Audra is even more clear how out of his league she is, given that Bill has never been good with women and probably never will be.

Eddie: I view Eddie as such a little weirdo, he's prone to extreme jealousy that kinda gets nerfed after he gets married to Myra and isn't allowed to do anything anymore. He gets jealous over pretty much anybody, envy is something he's struggled with but that's mostly due to him being kind of lonely and desperate for affection. His worst fear is that Richie or Bill would replace him with someone else. He can also be a real dick sometimes, he says things without thinking and isn't shy about saying what he wants around his friend. He's bad at social cues and picking up tone so he's often super blunt the moment he's not around his mother, and that makes quite a lot of people think Eddie is insufferable. Deep down, Eddie is fed up with feeling secondary so he let's his opinions be known, sure he TRIES to be nice about it, but sometimes it comes out backhanded. At the end of the day though, Eddie is a good kid who is more often than not willing to do the right think. He might be the loser most prone to getting caught up in shitty relationship drama, but when push comes to shove he knows what's important. I think he gets his jealousy from his mother, but unlike Sonia wanting to control her loved ones, Eddie is doing it because he genuinely cares about his friends and doesn't think he deserves them. Eddie has many insecurities he keeps to himself because he doesn't want to sound like a whiny pansy, but the fact he never adresses what makes him so anxious in the first place follows him well into adulthood.

Richie: Richie is a very sweet kid in my opinion, but he also is the loser most likely to get swayed by superficial things. He is smart in many areas like school and humor, but he's also dumb in the ways of experience. He falls prey to the siren's call of Connor Bowers solely because he's pretty and Richie is naive. He doesn't really care about how Connor treats him, he's just happy he has a really pretty boy to love him. Deep down I think Richie knows things around him aren't sunshine and rainbows, but he's scared about what might happen if he thinks he deserves better. He's a people pleaser at his core, he loves making people happy and never truly means ill will. Everyone assumes he's a jackass because he teases his friends but Richie would bend over backwards to cheer one of them up. He NEEDS laughter, he NEEDS to see someone smile at his jokes, he craves the affection of a crowd that enjoys his presence. He's not sure where this came from, his parents adore him, so he definitely didn't get it from there. I think it came from the isolation of being gay in Derry and wanting to feel secure. As an adult without the Losers he becomes a people pleaser in a more overt way, including sex. He has sex with lots of dudes and always finds himself getting too attached to what are supposed to be closeted hookups. If Richie didn't have people around him he'd go fucking insane, but even then his life in hollywood is not nearly as fulfilling as Richie requires. Hollywood is a fake town filled with fake people and bad influences, you're lucky to find anyone who is honest and real in that place. Maybe that's why closeted Richie Tozier wound up there in the first place.

Bev: Bev is an interesting one, I think Bev is the Loser who's most likely to extend a hand to others. Not that the losers as a whole wouldn't help someone, but Bev is unusually happy to talk to other girls and try to give them some comfort. Sometimes this works, sometimes it doesn't (sometimes they'll even act insulted that Beverly Marsh tries to help them, eugh) but she keeps doing it cause she knows how it feels to be alone. Unfortunately this makes his prime abusive husband bait, because abusers thrive on making people feel sorry for them. Part of the reason she stays with Tom so long is that she feels bad for his abusive childhood and wants to make him feel better, I cannot count how many times Tom pulls out the sob stories on her, but rest assured it was many. She has a real knack for taking something simple and making it beautiful, stemming from when she used to get her clothes second hand and had to fix them or make 'em new so they weren't totally hideous. This makes her a very good designer, mostly in the way of improving other people's designs, but when she makes her own they are stunning. She takes inspiration from unlikely places that people aren't widely used and that makes her clothes great conversation pieces. She's always been looking at what other people saw, taking the ugliness in life and finding the beauty in it. She believes we need beautiful art like we need good friends, and it helps they're both wonderful things that can come from the darkest places. She's still tough though, you don't get far in the industry as a woman without balls of steel, and she made her business very clear that she wouldn't be messed around with. Whenever tom wasn't near she was bold as all hell, and this same attitude also extended to the Losers and her ability to call them out when they did bad shit that pissed her off. Rest assured though, she definitely is down to be a total nuisance with Richie, she's just more level headed at times.

Ben: In my personal opinion, I view Ben as someone who's been passively depressed since childhood. Not exactly suicidal, or so depressed he has panic attacks, but someone who is painfully aware of how sad the world is and gets a bit frustrated that he can't do anything about it. When you're a kid life just kind of happens to you, you're taken places, you're fed what your parents eat, ect. ect. Ben knows that life is a bitch and totally fucks you up, and the knowledge of it follows him like a shadow. He's not a mini adult like Stanley, but he is very aware and always listening. He's been this way for so long, ever since his dad died in a sudden tragic casualty of war he's been tuned into tragedy. He's not terrified of things going wrong, he just knows they can and that makes him incredibly sad. His wit and cleverness makes him kind of lonely too, he can be a bit of of a know it all even though he doesn't want to be. He's prone to infodump about historical subjects he likes but all the push back his received from people back home made him quiet and shy. It's not until he befriends the losers does he get that infodumping spark back. I personally believe Ben would end up getting an eating disorder as an adult, compounded by his loneliness and unresolved childhood trauma. I think he'd became obsessed with never eating anything to sugary or fattening, his one caveat being alcohol which he indulges in cause it makes him forget the pain. He hasn't eaten chocolate in ten years, and he feels bad when he thinks about all the time he wasted stuffing his face full when he could have been healthy this whole time. This diet is really just a punishment for him, he says it's healthy eating but in honesty he's doing it because he hates himself for something he can't even remember. The derry disease made him forget, but his brain and body could never forget the feeling of hating himself and silently accepting the fact Bev would never date a fat guy. cute girls don't like fat guys. Ben never blamed Bev for this though, nor Bill in spite of his growing resentment towards the way Bev seemed to think he was so handsome, the only person he could blame was himself for not losing weight sooner. The loneliness in his life is only made worse by his success as a handsome architect. What should be a way for him to overcompensate for the past insecurities he still holds onto just makes his loneliness so much clearer, and pushes away that infodumping boy he really is. He used to talk people's ear off about the things he liked, but most people he met thought he was weird and clearly only tolerated it because he was hot and rich. So Ben gradually began to slip into something more palatable and play his role better, if they wanted a handsome rich ma with no personality by god they were gonna get it. So he whittled himself down into something bland for the masses, maximizing the amount of love and attention he could receive. The only people who really get a glimpse of the true mr. hanscom anymore are bar tenders and random service workers he doesn't have to hide around.

Mike: Mike is a kind, sweet, empathetic, perfect gentleman to all he meets, and sadly that might be his biggest flaw. He used to have a lot more bite as a kid but as an adult he struggles with becoming too self sacrificial for his own good. He's a lamb, raised on farm, pure as gold, sacrificed for the greater good, ect. He is much too forgiving and understanding than anyone needs him to be, and it is an unfair burden he must carry. He was molded by being Derry's lighthouse keeper until his anger became secondary to everything. He deserves the right to crash out, but he's too smart and kind and aware of the unfair game he's playing to do that. Getting angry is wasting time, and although he probably deserves to yell at henry as an adult he knows it's more advantageous for everyone if he tries to have compassion- even if it gets wasted. If his father could see him now and the way he silently puts up with everything for the greater good he'd be heart broken, and on some level Mike knows that. He loved his daddy, and at times he wonders if he should have just given up on this Derry stuff and become a farmer to please him, but he doesn't even have time to think about that. He's killing himself slowly, eating bad food and not giving himself the proper care he needs because he's just so so busy. I also think he stays a virgin until he gets out of Derry, not many people were jumping at the bit to have sex with the only black guy in a racist town, and even if they did they were race fetishizers or weirdo girls trying to piss off their dad, then as an adult he was simply too weird and sad to get a proper date with anyone. He's been on a date like once or twice and they've both ended badly. He doesn't have time for a partner anyways, all he has time for his to wait and watch and work. Mike is such a good person deep down, but his good nature is the thing that drives people away from him. He's honest until he absolutely has to lie for a better outcome, he's personable until he has to keep a secret, he's quiet until shit hits the fan. He's the nicest man in Derry who's cursed to never get his dues. Maybe he could have been a star football player or a famous author or something more than his humble life, but it's too late now, and his fate was already decided a long time ago.

Stan: Oh Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan, Stanley boy. Stan remembers EVERYTHING, even when he was a kid his memory was uncannily good. He knows things many people would forget and that includes most of the stuff in Derry. He doesn't have an identic memory but he's so good at listening and learning it's almost creepy. Stan wanted nothing more than to live a normal life and do what he was supposed to, get into a good school, get a good job, get a nice house, have a few little kiddies, get some grand kids, retire, and die. Childhood was just another part in the grand scheme of life for stanley, he never thought about his life in phases, more like parts in a big puzzle he has to put together to make a proper picture. He doesn't have any real friends as an adult but he does have Patty and that's about the only friend he needs, but she worries about how lonely he must be. He often plans for the future to an overly cautious extent, he had retirement plans the moment he got his first job at H and R block, and baby names picked out the second Patty expressed the desire to have a baby. He bought them a home with room to expand just in case too. Patty doesn't get why Stan is always so detailed with his planning, i mean, all accountants need to keep a good schedule, but Stan is crazy with it. Being prepared is just who stan is though, that's why he was such a good boy scout, that's why he was an integral member of the losers club, that's part of why patty even likes him. Even when he shouldn't know what to do he seems to know what to do, and even when there shouldn't be a plan he has a plan. He's got knowledge of things Patty can't understand, he can see things in a more real way than most and it's truly bizzare. As a kid he knew it was inevitable that the losers would part and that logically it didn't make sense they'd stick together, so this philosophy didn't really stop there. Stan can sometimes be very cowardly but that's just because he knows his statistics and doesn't like to take on risks. He just wants to live his life as normally as possible but nobody will let him, even his own parents have crushing expectations for him. When he kills himself it's partly because he's scared and knows it's not a good fight, but it's also because Stan doesn't think he can go back. He's always been moving forward, planning, planning, planning, and the idea of taking a step back to reconnect is terrifying.

[plural-void]

GO FOR IT !! ^_^ -c

laughs so evilly ( under cut because ik itll be long )

OKAY so im gonna assume you dont know anything about qsmp so pretty much its a multilingual minecraft server which had 4 languages ( english , spanish , portuguese ( br ) , and french ( technically korean and german too but they were really close to when the server ended so )

the ones i am most enamored eith are the french ( and also badboyhalo )

they are fucking creatures odd things wonderful world

right now i want to yap about ANTOINE my stupid little loser freak weirdo who i love very much , hes pretty much disguised as a human but ( in my head , idk if theres really a confirmed species or whatever ) hes pretty much just a void black inky mass with tentacles because why not ( but he pretends to be human . very badly )

this is literally his mc skin

and heres my interpretation of him ( fans make him really cool lol )

anyways so theres this government called the federation run by a white bear ( antoine is obsessed with said white bears ass and has a photo album of his ass photos ) named cucurucho , he essentially is the face of the " qsmp census bureau " and is a high ranking worker but very much not at the top , because antoine is above him . also theres more than one cucurucho but more on that later . antoine doesn't really work for the federation , more like with , he apparently was some sort of scientist but his experiments sucked ass , but that was a long time ago and now hes found himself on the island again ( pretty much theyre all trapped on an island ) and he seems to not align exactly with the federations goals anymore

what makes this even more interesting is that two of the other french players , aypierre and baghera , were both experimented on in some way , baghera ( along with jaiden ) were both raised by the federation as avian hybrids while aypierre had some sort of surgery ( he had a past with the federation with his wine business , something something then the federation wanted info from him then wiped his memory after they tortured it out of him iirc )

and , since antoine did experiments theres a chance that he experimented on them or was involved somehow - but its mentioned that his experiments failed so maybe not

ive been watching antoines vods ( partially to help learn french , partially for the lore ) and pretty much i noticed something , so in the " times up " event where 8 new players were introduced there was a dungeon that contained a book -

he theorized how this person likely " discarded everyone who was not perfect " but i wonder how much of that is theory vs how much he actually knows ? theres a cucurucho named osito ( it wss either that or ourson ) who seems to be almost friendly with antoine , but is very much below him ( they talked after a comic was discovered , antoine said they were getting sloppy ) but i was wondering if this was potentially ourson writing this ? maybe cucuruchos are formerly normal federation workers and this was him as a worker ? but theres a good chance he knows who wrote this book

the comic btw , its assumed that someone there is antoine , i assume its the black hand , maybe some federation worker working with antoine in some way , but im not sure

uhh thats about all i can think of but this guy makes me insannnrreeejhrhjfkfkrjsndkfirhfhjfjjfdyydhhdhd

[yatori-morgana]

I drew some TWST OCs but as goobers because a full reference makes me cringe rn (commitment hard)

Info below

I'll talk about the snake twins first.

While it may be obvious to us, Lamen is a girl. She's pretending to be a boy, though, and she does a damn good job acting the part, so people just assume she's a feminine guy. To each their own, right? Lamen isn't her actual name, but I haven't come up with her real name yet. It's obvious based off of "lamia" which are an all female mythological snake race. Pophis is named after Apophis from Egyptian mythology. Special thanks to @kimdourden for helping me come up with their names!!

Pophis

Age: 19

Birthday: sometime in November idk

Height: 5'7"

Homeland: Scalding Sands

Dorm: Scarabia

Year: second year (sophomore)

Class: 2-C (with Jamil)

Club: Film Studies (works on sets)

Best Subject: Art

Favorite Food: cake pops

Least Favorite Food: idk yet lol

Hobby: Painting

?? "Lamen"

Age: 19

Birthday: sometime in November idk

Height: 5'9"

Homeland: Scalding Sands

Dorm: Scarabia

Year: second year (sophomore)

Class: 2-E (with Riddle and Jade)

Club: haven't decided; something sporty

Favorite Food: prolly something spicy idk

Least Favorite Food: idk yet lol

Hobby: STILL UNDECIDED GRR

Relationships

Azul Ashengrotto

Pophis and Lamen do not appreciate this man at all. They wish he'd just leave Jamil alone, but that's not happening anytime soon. Lamen would throw tomatoes at him if it wouldn't get her in trouble.

Jade and Floyd Leech

0/10 Pophis and Lamen want fried unagi.

Kalim Al-Asim

Pophis: He's very fond of his housewarden, happy to help out. Kalim loves everyone, so the feeling is mutual.

Lamen: She wishes he'd take things more seriously, but she still loves her housewarden.

Jamil Viper

Pophis and Lamen are Jamil's biggest cheerleaders. They really look up to him and try to help when they can, but they also don't want to be invasive. Basically, if they're in the area, they're helping. They also call him an honorary snake, and he doesn't really know how to feel about that.

Vil Schoenheit

Pophis: He respects his club leader, but he wishes Vil would lay off a bit.

Epel Felmier

Pophis: Epel helps out with the Film Studies Club sometimes (against his will,) and Pophis loves his rough and tumble personality since it reminds him of his sister. Pophis tries to help ease Epel's burden when Epel comes to club meetings.

Lamen: She does not know this man, but based on what she's heard from her brother, he seems fun.

Rook Hunt

Pophis: He likes Rook's quirkiness, but he can only take so much of it at a time. He's also grateful for Rook helping the club so diligently.

Lamen: "Leave my brother alone, you weirdo!! You're freaking me out!!"

Idia Shroud

Pophis: He's never met Idia before, but Ortho makes his big brother sound so cool! But the rumors say he's a loser… Pophis doesn't know what to think.

Ortho Shroud

Pophis: He loves hanging out with Ortho in Film Studies!! Ortho has so much knowledge to share, and he's such a sweetheart! Pophis is friendly and gentle with him, but he doesn't treat Ortho like a baby. They have a lot of fun together. :)

When Lamen found out three girls started attending NRC without having to hide being women… Hoo boi, she was not happy. So the headmage told her she has to play a part for her safety (and so Crowley doesn't have to deal with the drama,) but these ladies in Ramshackle don't have to?! No, absolutely not. From then on, Lamen stopped posing as a boy, shocking the people around her, but she wasn't going to be something she wasn't. It was stifling! She still goes by Lamen, though, since she doesn't want to trip people up too much.

By the way, the women in question are me/Yatori, my sister/Peppermint, of whom I haven't posted because I JUST got perms to, and @kimdourden (get double tagged, fool /lh)

Pophis and Lamen have one claim to fame. Sort of, rather, as people don't know they started it.

Shipping wars.

Naturally, that's normal in fandom, but we're talking about real people. Campus celebrities. The Ramshackle girls. Three women showed up and started getting involved in major events? In an all-guys school?? (Never mind Lamen, haha.) And they like men? THERE'S GOTTA BE ROMANCE!! IT'S A CLICHÉ FOR A REASON!! (They need to chill.)

Pophis: I'm telling you, Jamil is definitely in love with the Prefect.

Lamen: The Ramshackle prefect? No way, he's definitely getting with that Yatori chick.

Pophis: They're oil and water, it'll never work!

Lamen: OPPOSITES ATTRACT!!

Pophis: NOT ALWAYS.

(They just want their idol to be happy.)

Lamen: Peppermint and Jade go into a room together, and someone's leaving pregnant. And it's not Peppermint.

Pophis: Dude, I just got here. Can you not?

(Lamen's the freaky one.)

Lamen: Stupid Azul and the prefect.

Pophis: Stop.

Lamen: I'm cooking, and you know it.

Pophis: Whatever you're cooking, no one's gonna eat it.

I should make a list of their OTPs…

Anyway, enough about them.

Time to talk about my favorite son.

Hugh Moore

His name…is a pun. On humor. You can already guess what he's about. Hugh is a character I've been wanting to make since before getting into TWST, but…he's perfect here. Absolutely perfect.

Hugh, my beloved son.

He's an absolute goober. Jokes are his thing. Puns, dad jokes, all of it. Some of them are well-thought out. Others, not so much. He is chaos incarnate in that he does not care people groan when he shows up, that people don't think he's funny — he keeps on keepin' on.

Hugh Moore

Age: 22

Birthday: April 1

Height: 5'11"

Homeland: Queendom of Roses

Dorm: Ignihyde

Year: second year (sophomore)

Class: 2-D (with Floyd)

Club: Science Club

Favorite Food: mixed M&Ms, Skittles, and Reese's pieces

Least Favorite Food: avacadoes

Hobby: collecting stickers

Relationships

Riddle Rosehearts

Joint classes are Hell. Riddle can't believe Hugh came from the Queendom!! (He's the chaos of Wonderland, shh.) Hugh is so unhinged that Riddle can't even begin to tame him. It's off with Hugh's head more times than anyone cares to count. Hugh thinks Riddle is a cool little laddie, though.

Cater Diamond

They hang out in Pop Music Club a lot even though Hugh isn't a member. (More below.) Hugh is 'cammable and hilarious, but he should dial it back a smidge. At least, that's what Cater thinks. They have lots of fun!

Trey Clover

Trey doesn't mind Hugh, but he does ask that Hugh tone it down when people are experimenting. Someone could get hurt. Hugh complies because he's here to have fun, not hurt others. Trey is amused by some of Hugh's jokes and definitely likes dad jokes, so they get along well. They also grow their plants together and take care of each other's when one can't.

Ruggie Bucchi

As second years, they interact sometimes, but Ruggie has mixed feelings. On one hand, Hugh is funny, and Ruggie participated in the shenanigans. On the other hand, Hugh is annoying, and Ruggie wants him to go away. Though, as long as Hugh doesn't interfere with Ruggie's work, Ruggie figures it's fine. But he never gave permission for Hugh to call him a little yeen!! Not just anybody can do that!!

Azul Ashengrotto

This is one person Azul doesn't want contractually obligated to do anything for him. Please, just go away. And his fish jokes aren't even funny! Why isn't he focusing on his classwork more? Great, not another scene in the Lounge. Uuughhh, he's such a headache. (Hugh has a positive opinion of most people, and since Azul typically keeps his distance, Hugh has his blanket opinion of Azul.)

Jade Leech

Jade thinks Hugh is amusing. When Hugh's jokes land, they land HARD, and Jade thinks about them for days, snickering behind his hand when he thinks no one is looking. Sometimes Jade jokes back, but other times, he remains curt. They're closer than acquaintances, but they aren't really friends, in a sort of Limbo. Jade does enjoy watching the chaos, though, as always.

Floyd Leech

Floyd. Ohh, poor Floyd. See, Floyd loves chaos — but not this chaos. He likes causing it, not being on the other end of it. He desperately wants to squeeze Hugh until he pops, but sometimes, Hugh is actually kind of funny. When they're in on the hijinks together, Floyd has lots of fun, but when they're not, Hugh may have to run for his life Benny Hill style. It's all fun and games for Hugh, though, so he doesn't mind.

Floyd calls Hugh Clownfish/Clownfishie for obvious reasons but also because Hugh loves painting himself in bright colors. And because Floyd has eaten plenty of clownfish, and he swears he'll get Hugh eventually. (He won't.)

…They even have class together, the poor eel.

Kalim Al-Asim

BESTIE BESTIE BESTIE BESTIE BESTIE!!!

Jamil Viper

Please, Sevens, one day of peace… (Hugh respects Jamil and tries not to troll him too much.)

Rook Hunt

Goobers for life!! Hugh loves hanging out with a fellow quirked up white boy, though he does have his limits. Most people can only handle Rook in doses, after all.

Rook calls Hugh Monsieur Pierrot.

Idia Shroud

Ohh, poor Idia. He has it worse than Floyd. Most of Ignihyde's students are introverts, nerds, geeks, and cowards, but Hugh is anything but. He's loud, he's persistent, and he's definitely the final boss. Idia can't handle being around this guy for a second! And he's supposed to wrangle him? Oh noo…

Idia needs a recharge period after being in the same room as Hugh, and it's a long recharge.

Ortho Shroud

Hugh Moore is fun!! He gives Ortho stickers and has lots of jokes to tell!! He's so nice. :)

Silver Vanrouge

Hugh is a nice guy. :)

Silver is a nice guy. :)

Lilia Vanrouge

BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES!!! Lilia has dad jokes galore, and they bounce off each other perfectly. You could even say Lilia is Hugh's closest friend. Hugh loves Lilia's screamo metal, and he tries to cheer louder than Lilia performs. They both have sore throats the next day. Their friendship is very wholesome, please don't separate them. (Book 7 looms in the distance.)

Hugh is fun-loving and carefree. He sees humor as a form of self expression, and he wants to make people smile. If the crowd's tough, he'll move on to another one or maybe change his material.

This love for jokes does have a downside other than people dreading his arrival — he sometimes seems to not take things seriously. He also uses humor as a coping mechanism, so while he's not often stressed, if something happens, he appears flippant. The more anxious or scared he gets, the faster he talks, the darker his jokes get, and the more he gets tongue-tied. More of his jokes fall flat, even if he manages to deliver them properly. When he's completely silent, you know something is deathly wrong.

Hugh's humor is typically very family-friendly, but if he knows his crowd, he might shift to something a little darker or more risque, though he never goes very far. He only cusses when he thinks it'll actually add to the comedy.

Hugh loves bright colors. They're fun and eye-catching, just the way he likes things. He excels at color-changing magic, and he often employs it to change his look when he's feeling the need for a makeover. His shoes, hair highlights, anything and everything. He'll change their patterns, though colorful camouflage or otherwise splotchy patterns are his personal favorites.

His ears are not pierced. He wears clips and is especially fond of rose gold.

Hugh's hair clips and facial stickers change daily, and he tries not to wear the same combination twice. He also enjoys decorating all of his belongings with stickers, and when he likes someone, he gives them a sticker.

When Hugh matches his highlights with someone else's hair, whether theirs is natural or not, he calls twinsies. Floyd hates this, even if they're just inverses. It's too close. Jade finds it hilarious, and Lilia adores it. Cater just has to take a picture when Hugh and Lilia match, and Kalim loves photobombing.

Hugh didn't choose the Pop Music Club because he passion lay elsewhere — baking. There was no club specifically like that, so he chose the Science Club, much like Trey. He loves baking brightly colored sweets, things pleasing to the eye and comforting. Pastels, vibrant hues, rich flavors, and beautiful presentation. It's an art form, and he's an appreciator of art. Rook praises Hugh's baking to no end, along with Trey's. He insists they bake together more often to create culinary masterpieces the likes of which even the Great Seven would marvel at. Rook is, uh, passionate about their baking, too…

When it comes to Hugh's relationships with my OCs, sona, and sister's sona, it's fairly simple.

Fang

Fang wants Hugh dead. Fang hates corny jokes, and he hates when people don't take things seriously, so of course Hugh is his sworn enemy. Hugh likes teasing him because he knows Fang can't do anything about it — Yatori wouldn't let him.

Thorne

Thorne thought Hugh was funny. Then it got old. Fast. Thorne tries to avoid Hugh, wanting to dodge the headache, but his attempts, surprisingly, often fail. For someone so good at hunting, stalking, and hiding, he sure can't seem to escape the inevitability of Hugh Moore. Er, humor.

Yatori/myself

I. LOVE. THIS. MAN. He's a total riot, even when his jokes don't land and I feel the need to cuff him upside the head. We're buddies.

Peppermint/my sister

She likes him well enough. :) He's a bit much sometimes, but he's fun to be around, and she loves causing a little chaos with him. (Me too.) She taught him about the Gremon, and he loves it. (Save us.)

Some Hugh things I was talking to @kimdourden about. :) (TRIPLE TAGGED MWAHAHAHA)

(Jawfish is Fang.)

That. Was. A long ass post. If you stayed with me to the end, thanks so much! I appreciate it more than you know. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Have a wonderful day/night!!

[marcmarcmomarc]

Camp Camp Audio Description notes: character name revelations

Characters will have placeholder descriptions until their names are revealed in the show. End credits and offscreen mentions do not count.

“Can you believe it, Max?” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“I’m not here to make friends, David.” - Max, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“You must be Nikki.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“And you must be Neil.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“Thank you, Quartermaster.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“Get down from there, Space Kid!” - Gwen, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“Mr. Campbell? What are you doing here?” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“It’s Gwen.” - Gwen, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“I know, Sal.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”

“And here, we have our time-honored camp mascot, Larry the Hamster.” - David, 1x2: “Mascot”

“There’s a raccoon trying to scavenge Nerris.” - Neil, 1x2: “Mascot”

“Harrison, that’s incredible!” - David, 1x2: “Mascot”

“Call me Snake.” - Snake, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”

“Tabii, Erin, please.” - Sasha, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”

“That’s enough, Petrol.” - Pikeman, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”

“Cedar scout, first class, Edward Pikeman.” - Pikeman, - 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”

“Wow, Sasha, thanks.” - Neil, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”

“I named him Timothy.” - Nikki, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”

“Man, Ered never gets yelled at for not working.” - Nikki, - 1x4: “Camp Cool Kidz”

“Don’t make this lame, Preston.” - Max, 1x4: “Camp Cool Kidz”

“Me? I’m Jasper.” - Jasper, 1x5: “Journey to Spooky Island”

“It’s such an honor to have the Camp Critic Committee visit us again.” - David, 1x6: “Reigny Day”

“…was to make young Dolph here the camp counselor for the day.” - David, 1x6: “Reigny Day”

“What do you know, Nurf?” - Nikki, 1x6: “Reigny Day”

“Bonquisha, I’m sorry.” - Max, 1x7: “Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected”

“Hello, Lester.” - Fred, 1x8: “Into Town”

“Hey, there, Fred.” - Lester, 1x8: “Into Town”

“Thursday’s over, Scotty.” - Max, 1x9: “David Gets Hard”

“My name is Daniel.” - Daniel, 2x1: “Cult Camp”

“David, fire that f***ing weirdo, because I found us a new camp counselor, Jen.” - Gwen, 2x1: “Cult Camp”

“My name is Jermy Fartz.” - Jermy, 2x4: “Jermy Fartz”

“Great idea, Darla.” - Gregg, 2x5: “Jasper Dies at the End”

“But if he gets lost or something, the legal fees are coming out of your paycheck, Gregg.” - Campbell, 2x5: “Jasper Dies at the End”

“Yeppers. It’s the Quartermaster’s Quartersister.” David, 2x6: “Quartermaster Appreciation Day”

“My name’s Jacob.” - Jacob, 2x7: “Bonjour Bonquisha”

“Good morning, Miss Priss.” - Flower Scouts, 2x11: “Cookin’ Cookies”

“Look, Dirty Kevin don’t sell to no kids.” - Kevin, 2x11: “Cookin’ Cookies”

“Well, Mr. Guzmán, our people are calling them Las Diablitas.” - Cartel Member, 2x11: “Cookin’ Cookies”

“The name’s Candy.” - Candy, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”

“Carl.” - Carl, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”

“I’m Agent Miller, and this is my partner, Agent Miller.” - Agent Miller, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”

“Uh, well, you see, Mrs. Nurfington, we…” - David, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”

“Lt. Stuart Houston.” - Lt. Houston, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”

“Everyone, let’s give a patriotic welcome to Vera from Russia, Dang from Thailand, and from the esteemed and glorious, better than all others, and benevolently blessed by the… um, from North Korea, Hwan. Oh, and also Brian.” - David, 3x3: “Foreign Exchange Campers”

“I wanna say Graggle.” - Gwen, 3x8: “Something Fishy”

“Campers, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Campwell.” - Gwen, 3x12: “Camp Corp.”

“Are you okay, Mr. Allen?” - British Student, “Arrival of the Torso Takers”

Xemüg’s Guide to Eternal Salvation front cover - 4x9: “Camp Loser Says What?”

“My Mildred’s legs are as straight as Percy over there!” - British Soldier, 4x13: “Campfire Tales”

“Oh, Ainsley, honey, don’t apologize.” - Miss Priss, 4x14: “Fashion Victims”

“Good girl, Missy.” - Louis, 4x15: “Party Pooper”

“Lucky Louis, in the flesh!” - Campbell, 4x15: “Party Pooper”

“But I read more of your diary and was able to track down one of your many high school crushes, Jake Stonewall.” - Max, 4x18: “Time Crapsules”

“Ah, CJ.” - David, 5x1: “Welcome back, Campers!”

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none of the dog sees god characters are popular theyre all weirdo loser freaks no one likes but the majority of them are too self centered to even realize this. my reasoning 👇 (ITS REALLY LONG AND THERE ARE MULTIPLE IMAGES. WARNING)

ok this has kinda like always been how i interpreted things and then i looked literally anywhere else where people are talking about dog sees god and all the summaries are like pigpen and charlie brown and peppermint patty and marcie are COOL and POPULAR and BULLY the UNDERLING that is SCHROEDER. and that just like. doesnt feel right? like narratively that feels incorrect so im going to explain this now.

first ok. so this is also like a completely separate pet peeve of mine but the text literally never says that cb and matt play football like literally every single fucking source everywhere says. like matts page on the villains wiki says one of his hobbies is playing football and like. no???? they never???? say that????? like ok. we know their school HAS a football team (beethoven mentions it in the vipers nest) and we know cb and matt play SOME sport (matt mentions that they "shower together after practice" in the hangover) but the connection is never explicitly drawn between the two. in FACT beethovens line about the football team (below)

kind of like. goes against the idea that cb and matt are on the football team??? like hes talking to cb here i feel like if beethoven were to mention even sarcastically ogling a group that cb is apart of hed make some kind of comment about it. like this is before their whole thing gets resolved theyre still fighting when he says this line it would make complete sense for cb to say something about this. and like ok its peanuts right like just reminding everyone that its peanuts. you know what sport it would make more sense that charlie fucking brown plays like you know what sport it would seem logical for him to play oh i dont know fucking BASEBALL????? im realizing now that this is like a lot less relevant to my original idea than i thought but i still want to keep it here. i think its just kinda like. its not canon that theyre super popular stars of the football team for all we know they could be playing fucking tennis the fact that they play A Sport doesnt make them well liked. also it literally never says at any point that theyre even good even if they are on the football team they could be the worst players we dont fucking know!!! need i remind you of charlie browns only* experience with football

*besides youre in the super bowl charlie brown but that specials bad so were ignoring it. and its not like he was good at football in that either

and if you buy into the idea that they play baseball (which you should baseball is such an integral part of peanuts it makes the most sense) charlie brown (and pigpen for what its worth. also like everyone else too) is DOGSHIT at baseball like its an entire decades long running joke how fucking awful they are at baseball. "maybe he practiced and got better" hes terrible to his bones practice does nothing. heart

ok onto more substantial points. so if you buy into the interpretation that their childhood was just literally normal peanuts (which you should because its very funny) then you can assume that these guys have all known eachother since elementary school (and even if you dont there are multiple lines that reference them being friends as kids so point still stands). but also by virtue of dsg being a peanuts parody and a lot of the comedy just coming from "haha that s like from the comic strip :)" (I WILL TALK ABOUT THE INHERENT TRAGEDY OF THIS LATER) besides like. one guy. every single character mentioned is an established peanuts character. and like idk about you but my highschool is a LOT bigger than my elementary school. like. there are substantially more people there. what im trying to say that while not impossible it is fucking WEIRD to have a decently sized friendgroup that has not changed the slightest bit in almost a decade. what im getting at is these bitches are INSULAR!!!!!!!! they are extremely hyperfocused on an only think about people from their childhoods. i will get back to this

LETS TALK ABOUT SALISBURY STEAK CAN WE TALK ABOUT SALISBURY STEAK PLEASE GOD MAC IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SALISBURY STEAK ALL DAY ok so this scene. woof. ok. this is where the majority of my reasoning for this comes from. first, i want to draw attention to the fact that frieda, the girl that tricia and marcy make fun of so frequently, is another goddamn peanuts character. and so another elementary school friend. it just doesnt end with these bitches do you think about anything else!!!!!!

if tricia and marcy had any kind of actual social standing, them constantly gossiping and shittalking frieda would matter to her. being so constantly and relentlessly made fun of by popular people would have an impact (hi yes i know youre thinking of beethoven ignore him for now were gonna come back to him). but it doesnt! frieda doesnt care about what tricia and marcy think of her, why would she? theyre just those two girls from elementary school who are angry all the time. friedas on the outside, shes not apart of this. the only student mentioned thats not a peanuts character? thats her boyfriend. she is the only window into the world of normalcy

THIS^^ THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE LINE THAT GAVE ME THIS WHOLE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. im fairly certain the purpose of this line is to place doubt in our minds on whether or not what we assumed the entire play is actually true. which its not!!! of course this isnt the cool table, all these people do is argue an gossip an stew in their own misery!!!!

ummmm lighting round of things that support my point. if they really were these ultimate cool all powerful popular kids why the hell are they still friends with van. van is a burnout stoner with a sister in an psych ward. considering the things they pounce on to make fun of, this is MORE than enough to completely open fire. but theyre not gonnaaaaa because theyre in the same boat as him!!!!! van and them are on the same level of popularity!!!!!! ummalso THE PARTY the party. the only other guests mentioned to be at this party are franklin (another peanuts character, another childhood friend) and fucking RERUN ? in the comics rerun is established to be MUCH younger than the main cast, even younger than sally, who is mostly shown to be in kindergarten, meaning hed be in middle school at the MOST. and its not like this is a party at vans house and his brother just happens to be there NO!!! THIS IS MARCYS PARTY HE BROUGHT RERUN WITH HIM LITERALLY WHY IS RERUN THERE. THIS PARTY FUCKING SUCKS I KNOW IT IN MY SOUL.

were coming back to beethoven now the thing is that hes in the exact same boat as everyone else. while we do know that its not just the main cast that are outwardly homophobic ("i only got called a queer 3 times ^_^!") it is consistently shown that the main perpetrators are the main cast, much more so than anyone else. beethoven posits that the only reason cb only got called queer is because everyones scared hell beat them up, but i do think its worth considering that the main cast are the only ones who would ever enact actual violence. beethoven is in the same situation, but moreso by force than by choice. hes forced to relive reminders of traumatic childhood events and forced to cling to the past BECAUSE the people that target him used to be his friends. theres a reason they were the only people in peer counseling.

like i said, there is a certain tragedy that comes with dsg being a peanuts parody. its because of the referential comedy that bert royal created a cast of characters so self centered and so hung up on the past that theyre still extremely fixated on the kinds of people they were and the drama they had and their feelings about eachother from when they were literally fucking 8 years old. and isnt that jsut so much more thematically interesting than "oohh popular kid bully gay unpopular kid ooohhhh" theyre all unreliable narrators!!!!!!!! theyre all sick freaks and everyone knows it!!!!!!!! there is no possible justification for their actions, theyre hypocrites plain and simple.

or maybe im reading into everything too much idk its 1 am im talking about the fucking peanuts yaoi fag play. bye